worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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