Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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