I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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