try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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