If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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