last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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