You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Randomize
