My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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