I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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