She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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