Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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