You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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