Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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