Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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