the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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