so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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