Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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