I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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