I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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