you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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