butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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