THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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