how can u be prego again
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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