I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
one might say we're banned from that church
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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