did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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