Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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