Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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