Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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