I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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