It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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