I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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