i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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