the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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