All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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