So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
