TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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