Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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