OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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