oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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