ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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