apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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