found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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