why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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