After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Sometimes, itโs important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Good news!! I can adult!! ๐ turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ๐ญ๐
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