I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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