he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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