I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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