Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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