some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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