Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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