and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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