I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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