He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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