The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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