i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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