READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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